John F. Kennedy when people never go at a Green Light

Green Lights suck when you’re a president. Even though I am the President of the United States, and all of the lights are green when I need them to be, there are always cars to nervous to move out of the way. You’d think that they’d either move to the side or drive forward and turn out of the way. But no, the cars just stop like deer in the headlights. This always makes my commute to my speech locations or meetings much longer than they need to be.

Next week, I have a meeting in Texas. I’ll be doing a tour to be a public figure for the American citizens. I hope my caravan is able to move through the city quickly enough and no random citizens sit at a green light when it’s time to go.